What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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I-scream!

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.