What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses