A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
A plane
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
A quarter-pounder with cheese
Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Parma Jean
Two-Baaas.
Pair o' Dice Lost"