Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.