What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning