What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.