What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime