What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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