What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.