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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Dansk kush.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
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