Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Dnc Jokes More Dnc Jokes

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.