What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.