What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay