What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.