What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!