What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool