What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.