What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.