What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses