Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away