Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper