Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper