What do you call a single Mexican man?

No bae Jose

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B