How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!