How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.