What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.