Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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He'll have water on the brain.

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Benot B. Mandelbrot

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Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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A water gun.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What did he name the other?

Hose B