How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff