What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable