Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.