Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.