What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.