What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."