What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.