His life improved after he met the rock.
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Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Michael Schumacher.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
On the rocks
Canadian club on the rocks.
They were trying to start a business.
A pair of ducks.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
To improve his bite !
They know people will blow them.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
