Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

F1 Jokes More F1 Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity