His life improved after he met the rock.
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Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Michael Schumacher.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
He wanted to improve his bite.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
He has thrust issues.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
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Canadian club on the rocks.
A double Manhattan on the rocks.
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Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
