Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.