Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".