Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit