Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide