Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good