What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.