What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: