What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.