What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."