What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"