Corpell tunnel syndrome
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
because they're high rollers
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Because he had a membership.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!