How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).