How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!