What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant