What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!