What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.