Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!