What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.