How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !