How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit