What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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One has hope in her soul...

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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He answered the iron.

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Invite an accountant.

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Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!