How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.