How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!