What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.