What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.