What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!