What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!