What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.