What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!