What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!