Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.