Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.