A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Sketchup
He didn't have a ruler!
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
I chews you
Rekt-javk
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
They go shopping at a department store.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Watch your step!
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A bilingual chicken
It's been nice gnawing you.
With dog diskettes!
A short one!
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
Just the First Order.
The law of gravity