Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.