What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.