Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.