Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless