Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.