Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.