Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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They think they are in a pickle.

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.