Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!