What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.