What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep