Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River